Life, uh, finds a way

This thing comes fully loaded. AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and... power windows. Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! Checkmate... My dad once told me, laugh and the world laughs with you, Cry, and I'll give you something to cry about you little bastard!

Checkmate... You really think you can fly that thing? Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should. Checkmate... God help us, we're in the hands of engineers. Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance.

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. Just my luck, no ice. Is this my espresso machine? Wh-what is-h-how did you get my espresso machine? You know what? It is beets. I've crashed into a beet truck. Hey, you know how I'm, like, always trying to save the planet? Here's my chance.

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend. You really think you can fly that thing? Do you have any idea how long it takes those cups to decompose. God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs.

Yes, Yes, without the oops! Hey, take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye! God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man. Man destroys God. Man creates Dinosaurs. Checkmate... Must go faster... go, go, go, go, go! Forget the fat lady! You're obsessed with the fat lady! Drive us out of here!